Thursday, September 29, 2016

The Costly Freebies

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Only that we will need a few details about you
Your name is required, that we may say, "Hi John"
Your location is required, to let us localize you
Your email is required, for those cute newsletters
Your phone is required, in case anything happens
See, just that much is all, now you can sit back and enjoy

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